August 11th, 2008

   Hello, wraithful feeders!
   ...wait, what?
   It comes to you from the darkest pits of the darkest places, it's mailbag 51!
   Rumors say that if you plug NK into an electrical socket, you can play Pacman on him.
   Shiro has a part-time job as a vending machine. Insert a coin into his ear and he'll dispense a cold drink out of his mouth.
   Asotoku was once defeated in battle by a toaster.
   Disaster answers mailbags by day, but he's Optimus Prime by night.

Blue Kirby
I would like to see ...
Pie ... and lots of pie on the site! Yes, and more Kirby stuff. Oh yeah, I'd like to see the Super Smash Brothers Brawl section updated as well. It looks like it just saw the original trailer.
Anyways ... QUESTIONS
1. What'd you all think of the Dark Knight?
2. Does anybody know Keroro?
3. If RMD is dead, then who's gonna take his place?
4. Launch Base Zone
   1) It was amazing.
   2) You do, by the sounds of it.
   3) That's me. That's why I'm in charge. I killed him so I could rule the mailbag.
   4) death egg zone??
   1.) i <3'd it
   2.) yeeees indeed
   3.) Aso has apparently
   4.) !enoZ yrettaB gniylF
   1. The Dark Knight was brilliant. As you know, everything burns.
    2. a i kotoba wa, afuro to gunsou (yes i do and i love it)
   3. I have. Or something. I'm deff not global mod but ok so uh maybe i haven't
   4. Icecap zone. Yeah, I went there.

Hi. A couple of questions;
1. F-Zero X; Favorite machine? Mine is the Twin Noritta.
2. Is beam helpful at ALL?
   2) If used right, sure.
   ..Assuming you mean the ability.
   1.) don't mob me for this, but i've never played any of the F-Zero games.
   2.) beam can be very good if you know how to use it >:(
   2. Beam is wonderful in KSS just not so much in the latest games. :(
    2. I assume you mean Kirby's Beam ability, and its usefulness depends on the game; I'm pretty sure the basic whip can reach through walls, but it's pretty much the weakest ability damage-wise in Super Star... there are better abilities out there.

What kind of content do I want to see on the KRR site? Well, lets see...a section on Kirby's various friends and helpers? I have no good ideas.
For my question: If you traveled to the future, and the kirby series had died, what would you do?
   I'd check to see if MOTHER 3 was ever released outside of Japan.
uh, probably play brawl 30 or whatever is out at the time
   Play Virtual Reality Super Smash Bros Brawl 30 over brainwave-intenet access with NK. Nothing much I could do about it dying.
   i was just thinking the same thing
   I'd be all "Oh man, that sort of sucks." and then fly around in my ROCKET CARMOBILE
   with lasers
   and a duck
   oh man shiro has the right idea

As for stuff I'd like to see at KRR, I think some sort of store would be great! True, potential sue, but you could always just do what Starmen.Net does. I would buy everything.
Anyway, some questions:
1. What video game memory, out of all of them, do you cherish the most (or a lot)? I remember rushing school when I was eight to go play Kirby 64 in my room, or Super Smash Bros. (64)
2. What video game is the absolute worst? In terms of gameplay, graphics, etc.
3. If so (towards my thought about KRR having an online store), will there be a "I AM NOT A HAMSTER" shirt?
Bye for now.
   1) Super Mario Bros for the NES and Sonic Adventure for the Dreamcast.
   2) Superman 64.
   3) Oh, totally. Once we work out legalities with Diddgery.
1. Damn, probably playing KSS with my brother like forever ago.
3. Yes.
   1.) porbably hanging around for hours a day beating Wind Waker with my cousins
   2.) superman 64
   3.) I'd buy one.
   1. ...Darn it, there's too many good ones to think of to single out!
    2. Action 52 for the NES. The cartridge was priced at $200, and you were given 52 ugly and horribly-coded games, some of which didn't even work! (Cheetahmen still has awesome music though.)
    3. Only if Didge okays it, since he technically isn't site staff anymore.

Hello again!
Anyway, going with the theme...
KRR has a lot of content, and I'm pretty happy with what it already has. It would be nice to have the Hoshi no Kaabii episodes, but Ivyna's already said no to that too many times.
Here's some questions, then.
1. What, exactly, is a cricecorn? I know Diddgery was one, but what are they?
2. Why does NK make a mess out of pots and pans?
3. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
4. Shiro is a ninja, NK is a heron, and Aso is a pirate. What's the deal with you guys?
   1) A cricecorn is a species Diddgery invented. They're small (not-hamster) creatures. With horns. There is a form of the species with wings. Diddgery is not one of these. They also fit into cannons surprisingly well.
   2) hello mailbag peepz, y is kirby pink lol?
   3) i wish i was a pirat
   4) It's crazier than anything you'll ever see on TV. And much, much better.
   It also sounds like the start of a joke.
   A heron, a ninja and a pirate walk into a bar...
   1.) it is a species of hamster
   2.) because you didn't repost this comment on 10 pages. pipipipipipipipipi :>
   3.) i wish i had the magical superpower to do anything. heh heh heh hooorf!
   4.) it's like some sort of sitcom isn't it
   1. what shiro said.
   2. w-what shiro said. :> pipipipipipi
   3. i'm already a prosecutor with his doctorate, i don't need any super power.
   4. i'm sure you'd like to know. :> pipipipipipi.. have you looked in your kitchen lately???
   1. They're something that Diddgery made up, of course!
    2. Because what Shiro said.
    3. The superpower to not have to answer silly questions like this one!
    4. You forgot that I pretend I'm an anime girl = 3=

Heyheyhey again guys! KRR needs...well, i don't know you guys really have it covered.
1. Have you ever done something mean to a hobo?
2. Do you perfer the City, Country, or Space: The Final Frontier?
3. British people are you agree?
4. If you were a billionare would you buy Shiro a Wii? (I would)
   1) W-what? No. I'm a pirate, not a criminal!
   2) The beach.
   3) Being British I have to agree with you.
   4) HA HA HA
   1.) umm no
   2.) m-m-make it so
   3.) some british people are awesome. then again, some are jerks.
   4.) hey krr, give me money
   1. everyone has; walking right past them is pretty damn mean you know.
    2. um.. w-wot
   3. i think david tennant is awesome. also p much the whole doctor who cast. also asotoku. :)
    4) yes, because i am nice
   1. Not to my knowledge...
    3. Um, I'm not certain. Aso is pretty awesome, but he's Welsh...
    4. Sure, why not?

Gyakuten Phoenix
Salutation here!
It's me again. Although this is my first "again", so you may not remember me. Anywho, let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? What kind of content would I like to see on the KRR site, you ask? Well, I liked that previous idea of the "Daily Comic", although I guess it went down the drain. Perhaps an official KRR webcomic would be nice. And maybe a "Sprites" section that could merge with and expand the current "Icons" and "Animations" sections. There's plenty of room to expand here, if you know what I mean.
I'm sure you all have been asked just about every Kirby question known to man, so I hope me asking a few non-Kirby questions is OK.
i. Do you read any webcomics? If so, what are they, and are they any good? I might like to start reading a few more.
ii. Are you up for Mega Man 9, available for download this fall on the Wii Virtual Console, XBox Live Arcade, and the Playstation Network? (Heheheh... I sound like an advertisement)
iii. What other games are you interested in that have yet to be released?
   1.) i read three panel soul and sinfest (don't google that second one, kids.)
   2.) i don't have a- you know, my heart's just not in it anymore.
   3.) inFAMOUS looks pretty neat :D
   1. Dinosaur comics are brilliant, honestly.
   2. Absolutely! I look forward to MM9.
   3. A bunch actually. esp that there uh little big planet. also disgaea 3. and other stuff too but I can't think of much at the moment.
   and spore thank you aso
   Fable 2.
   and fable 2 OK ASO THANKS
   Pi..Pikmin 3?
   slaklsajkdjhfjfdjkd yes and pikmin 3 thanks aso
   Mang, we have permission to use a whole bunch of sprite sheets from The Spriters Resource, but we've just never gotten them uploaded to the site yet...
    i. Uh, well there's the mainstream ones like Penny Arcade and VGCats, and the somewhat lesser-known(?) F@Nb0Y$ and Awkward Zombie... and Castle Vidcons is a hilarious comic with a medieval setting.
    ii. I can buy it! I can buy nine times!

Curious Person
Do you think that Bimblesnaff's 'Ask Uncle Gobbo' sessions are trying to steal Mailbag's thunder?
   Well 'Ask Uncle Gobbo' is mainly focused on Kirby-related information, but you never know if you'll get a different answer from us than from him!
    Also, all of those non-Kirby-related questions can still come to us, y'know.
   Not at all. People will go to him for Kirby info, they'll come to us to be amused.
   We're a ragtag group of a pirate, a ninja, a heron, a guy who pretends to be anime girls, and sometimes a Wildrows.
   Is Uncle Gobbo any of those?
   I didn't think so.
   ...And if he is I sense a large lawsuit coming up.
   And a fight to the death over a pit of lava.

Hey, it's Jaguar from the forums. This is only my second time on the mailbag, so I'll see what good questions I can pump up.
Since I spend more time on the forums, I only occasionally pay attention to the main site, so I really don't have any ideas for content.
What are your feelings about the delay (or possibly cancellation) of that cool-looking new Kirby game that was supposed to be released on the Gamecube?
In my opinion, that new game could make Kirby fun again, what with the KRR-style helpers and all. If it ever gets released, it has the potential to be at LEAST half as good as KSS.
Before I end this message, I have one last question. It's not too important, but do you know where I could find scans of the Kirby 64 mangas?
Vash the Jaguar
   It certainly had the potential to bring Kirby back into the spotlight, which is something the series definitely achieve. Looks like Super Star Ultra will be the one doing that now, though.
   Let's just hope they spring the Wii game on us some day.
   As for hte manga, I'm afriad I have no idea. Ask Gobbo, he needs the work, bless him. He's living off dog food right now.
   1. i dont feel a thing. i'm some kind of robot.
   KRR-style helpers?
Also if we don't have scans for the Kirby 64 manga, finding it elsewhere on the internet is gonna be rather tough.

Bad Horse
He's very disappointed
And so we're sad to say
With your recent excursions
He is not okay
And this can only mean that
You have a price to pay
So say your prayers
You will be dead
Bad Horse will come
And take your head


Mailbag Theme: Ideas Showcase

SMORG(Paper Mario 2)
I think that it would be cool if you added a card template. Sorry if you have one already, I am a bit discombobulated right now...

It seems as though I would have to be a member to look at the fan showcase and stuff such as that, and it doesn't seem fair....either that or I'm not using the page right.
   As far as I know you don't have to be a member to view it, just to add stuff to it.
   And that isn't unfair at all. It's not hard to register.

I want to see my letters as content. That counts, right?
To be serious, I'd like to see an overhaul (or perhaps deletion) of the Fun Stuff section. It's almost completly depreciated and looks stupid compared to the rest of the site.
   Yes, that counts.
   And that's why it's now content.

Here's what it is happening. King Dedede is either good or bad. Depends on what Kirby games, he can make some difficult problems between Kirby and himself. I don't what is going on, but in the Subspace Emissary, King Dedede is neither good nor bad. Look at Bowser vs King Dedede, he started to fight against one of Mario's villain. I'm just can stand this. This is just my point of the character.
The content I want to see is the fan-fiction history of Pop Star and Kirby himself.

Saber Knight
"What kind of Content do you want to see on the KRR site?"....
More Meta Knight content! I mean come on, the guy doesn't have his own Wikipedia article anymore!
And it was recently proven that Meta Knight's real life counterpart is Mr. T. And don't argue with me on this. I know it's true.
Now, some Meta Knight facts:
-Before you die, the last thing you see is Meta Knight. Holding your heart. In chop sticks.
--Nobody has seen Meta Knight's real face and lived to tell about it. EVER.
-Meta Knight can divide by zero. And live.
-Meta Knight has counted to infinity 10,000 times.
So...yeah, more Meta Knight content.
-Saber Knight.
   I get the feeling you're a Meta Knight fan.

Kid Kirby #1
On a cold winter morning
In the time before the light
In flames of death's eternal reign
We ride towards the fight
When the darkness has fallen down
And the times are tough alright
The sound of evil laughter falls
Around the world tonight
Fighting hard, fighting on for the steel
Through the wastelands evermore
The scattered souls will feel the hell
Bodies wasted on the shores
On the blackest waves in hell's domain
We watch them as they go
Through fire and pain and once again we know!
So now we fly ever free
We're free before the thunderstorm
On towards the wilderness
Our quest carries on
Far beyond the sundown
Far beyond the moonlight
Deep inside our hearts and all our souls!
So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
As the red day is dawning
And the lightning cracks the sky
They'll raise their hands to the heavens above
With resentment to their lies
Running back through the midmorning light
There's a burning in my heart
We're banished from the time in a foreign land
To a life beyond the stars
In your darkest dreams see to believe
Our destiny is time
And endlessly we'll all be free tonight!
And on the wings of a dream
So far beyond reality
All alone in desperation
Now the time has gone
Lost inside you'll never find
Lost within my own mind
Day after day this misery must go on!
So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
Now here we stand with their blood on our hands
We fought so hard, now can we understand
I'll break the seal of this curse if I possibly can
For freedom of every man!
So far away we wait for the day
For the light source so wasted and gone
We feel the pain of a lifetime lost in a thousand days
Through the fire and the flames we carry on!
P.S. KRR is fine the way it is.
   That was a bit long-winded there.

I want to see nothing at all. More Kirbypedia information.
But it's really cool, I think it doesn't need anything else. Bye.

Some Kirby Fan
I don't really care what you guys put up, just as long as it's new. Everything on the site so far has been sweet, and I hope the new Mailbags pile in as well. You guys are so funny. Never stop making us laugh!(Even though you guys don't get paid.)
   The Mailbag is just one of those things that will always be here. Even if the world ends we will still update.

What content would I like to see on the site? Well I think that it would be cool if someone updated the 'content' on the Super Smash Bros. Brawl page. And whatever happened to the Art Boards? If they are still here I sure can't find them. Also I think that the old news should be archived rather than deleted. Rest assured I know it isn't up to you mailbag people to handle the content on the site, I am simply answering the question of the theme to this mailbag. ;D
   Well, me and Disaster are responsible for some parts of the site. I'm mostly just in charge of the mailbag section, though. The other three guys that often join us aren't responsible for the site, but join us to answer mail.

   Closing Statements:
   The mailbag people were unavailable for comment, as they had just been eaten by a horse. A Bad Horse.
   Theme for the Next Mailbag: If there were a KRR store, what mailbag merchandise would you want to buy? Shiro action figures? Diddgery plush toys?
Last Updated - 08.11.08