Siege on Rainbow Resort: Revolt Reload

"I already checked, Gobbo. No one's here. The place is abandoned, and looks to have been that way for a while. That, or they never took down their Halloween decorations. There's no sign of anyone, but there is microwave burritos."

"All those Landers couldn't have just vanished, unless they ate each other. I wonder what happened to them..."

"Lolz! Wat?"

"I b n ur memes, killing ur brain."

"... Well, I guess they're all dead now."

"But we can clearly hear them in-"

"Dead to the world, Ometon. To the world. Sigh."

"Oh, now why are you being so glum? You have the Rainbow Resort at your command, and with minimal effort. I guess, in the long run, time was both your obstacle and weapon."

"It's just not the same, 'Tonny Boy. I didn't just want to be handed the place. I wanted to earn it! Those reigning fools who took all the glory and did nothing for it needed a lesson learned, and the class material is found at the end of my chain. I wanted to smack around those undeserving gits and-"

"What the-"

"... Squeaks? You alright? What are you looking at?"

"N-nothing, I guess. My eyes must be playing tricks on me. I thought I saw something move."

"Nah, nothing moves here. This place is deader than R.E.W.S."

"No one gets that reference, 'Meton, not even Enders."

"Ooh... my tear is real now..."