Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Hornet Man, we're under attack. Of course those will help.

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... D:
*hands hammer over reluctantly*
Well, um I
I'll just punch them.

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FLY, MY HORNETS!!!

(robo-hornets come rocketing out of my chest compartments like missile clusters,
swarming and overwhelming a bunch of Hammer bros)

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FROM INSIDE THE BACKGROUND, HIDDEN FROM SIGHT,

MYSTERIOUS CAPITALIST
BOOM BOOM

UNLEASHES A HIDDEN EXPLOSIVE UNDER THE GROUP.

HE THEN GLARES, AND DISAPPEARS.

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Meet the Magical Murder Crew, I suppose. There's also some other guys there, don't know what's up with him. You know anything about that, Zach?

...(koff)

Everyone alright?...

...Somebody! Answer me!

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I feel dizzy.
(cough cough)
What the heck was that?

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Other than the bomb shrapnel that is now lodged in my butt, I'm fine.


oh wait



AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

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I was protected from the explosion by my mighty pillow fort, which I constructed from pillows made of titanium.

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I FINALLY FOUND MY CAKE exploded into smithereens by the bomb
As for me, I guess my cake protected me... D:

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Guys.

Guys.

THAT MYSTERIOUS CAPITALIST
BOOM BOOM


He went in that castle over there.

*points to stage 4*

Hotfoots and horizontal thwomps, galore! Let's go make that Boom Boom go BOOM!

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I'll send out some Hornet chasers to draw his attention.

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I lost my frog suit from the explosion. :(



Good thing I brought 50 more!

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~Graphically Minded~

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Hm...
I'll be a Demoman for now... *throws grenades*

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MYSTERIOUS CAPITALIST BOOM BOOM EATS A SANDWICH AND LAUGHS HEARTILY AT THE PARTY'S FEEBLE ATTEMPTS AT ATTACK, BEFORE UNLEASHING HIS WU TANG SECRET- A GIANT LASER SATELLITE AIMED DIRECTLY AT THE PARTY'S RV, DESTROYING IT!

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Meet the Magical Murder Crew, I suppose. There's also some other guys there, don't know what's up with him. You know anything about that, Zach?

OH GOOD GOD

wait a second.

If he had a satellite cannon, then why didn't he use it to obliterate us all instead? It would've made more se--

OKAY BACK ON TOPIC

If cinema logic serves me correctly, we have about a ten-minute window of opportunity before that thing can fire again. LET'S RUN FOR IT, LADIES AND GENTS!

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RRRRUUUUNNN
(or fly. or swim)

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That !@#$% destroyed my RV.


Come, guys! Revenge time! Let's go give Boom Boom a taste of his medicine and TAKE HIS CAR!

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WOOT! now where's the keys? anyone know how to hotwire?
Let's just push it down this hill here...

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Oh wow, it's a Ferrari.

DIBS ON SHOTGUN

Oh, and here's the keys. (tosses them to Jaguar)

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COWABUNGAAAAAA!!!


*floors the gas so hard the car simply cruises over the water of level 5.


Screw water levels.


Level 6! Bullet Bills named Missile Bills! They are heat-seeking, so hold on for the ride of you lives.

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