Kirby's Rainbow Resort

Why does Donkey Kong have big nostrils?

Because he has big fingers.

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

That pun seemed a little..


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Apparently people hate it when you randomly post New Pork City. Who knew?



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So, Ms. Leading, I hear you're a school teacher, how classy! Speaking of classes, what does a shapely dame like yourself teach the kids, geometry?

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Ooh...@_@

Why sometimes people doesn't get sick?
Because they are idiots!

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ddd

Mario: Look! A herd of cows!

Luigi: Of course you've heard of cows!

Mario: No, a cow herd.

Luigi: Why does it matter what a cow heard? I don't keep secrets from cows!

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

You make me a sad panda.

Why did the computer nearly starve?

It didn't get a byte at lunch!

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

Q:
Why did the Chicken cross the road?

A:
3.14

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"I need a hero that can lead the people. One that can collect and unite them, no matter how afraid or confused they may be.. and it won't be me."

I personally SUCK at jokes but what the heck, I'll give it a shot.

"How dare he. How dare he called me a Pikachu. HOW DARE he?!?! I was just browsing around payless and he comes up to me and calls me a PIKACHU?!

um dude. he told you to Pick a shoe. PICK A SHOE."

See? what in the world am I writing. sdbfdfbdsfj.

"Why does mario like mushrooms?

He's a "fungi"."


I know they suuuck -0-;

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Mcdonalds guy: Welcome to McDonald's may I take your order?
Marx: Popstar please :3

This one made me laugh actually. Speaking of mario..

What kind of overalls does mario wear?

Denim-denim-denim. if you're dumb, it's world 1-2

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What do you call a nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

hyuck hyuck hyuck :I

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Deviantart

Which animal can jump higher than a building?

Any animal, buildings can't jump!

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Orange

Orange Who?

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Banana

Banana who?

Banana you glad I didn't say orange?

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DUN DUN DUN DADAH



DUN DUN DAAAAH

Uhh...OK...

Meta Knight: Just how dumb are you, your majesty?

King Dedede: What?! I'm not dumb! All I did was put screen doors on my submarine!

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

What did the one wall say to the other?
Let's meet at the corner
An Englishman, Irishman, and Welshman walk into a bar. Bartender says "is this some sort of joke?"
The company commander and sergeant were in the field. As they hit the hay for the night, the sergeant says: "Sir, look up and tell me what you see." The commander says: "I see millions of stars." "And what does that tell you, sir?" "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and possibly billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me God is great and we are small. Meteorologically, it shows that we are going to have a beautiful day tomorrow. What about you sergeant?" "Well, it tells me that someone stole our tent....."
.......dood.

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"Fu-Rin-Ka-Zan!"
.......Avatar by Deguass

What is the material Mario's overalls are made of?

Denim Denim Denim. <Say it like the the underground theme

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Victory...is my destiny.

Check out the Halberd Minecraft Project! Click here to see!

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W!

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No, I did NOT take those cookies.

I just realized, my post was already said before. I am very blind.

Anywho...

What do you call an Evil jedi that's a crybaby?

A Sithy.

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Victory...is my destiny.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work~

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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like a second.
Mortal: What is a million dollars to you?
God: Like a penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second....
A short history of medicine:
"Doctor I have a headache."
2000 B.C.- "Here, eat this compound of root"
100 A.D.- "Don't dare touch that root! It is the tool of the devil. Say this prayer."
1850 A.D.- "That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion."
1975 A.D- "That potion is just snake oil, take this antibiotic."
2000 A.D-"That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this compound of root!"
.....dood

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