Chapter 8 - Revor's Big Adventure!
Here we go.
Here we have the specimen known as REVOR. Sound asleep in his bed, when suddenly, awoken by a startling dream!
Revor: "that was a startling dream!"
Revor decides to go get a drink of water.
Revor's dear friend Tony awakes and asks him where he is going.
Revor: "going to get some water"
Revor: "wait, what? i'm not going anywhere!"
Tony is such a wonderful friend! He's going to help Revor escape this confine so he can begin his great journey!
Revor: "what are you talking about? who are you! where are you talking from!"
Revor is a mischievous little scamp, and decides to take all the cookies for himself!
Revor: "i wouldn't do that, these cookies are for other people"
Revor: "how did you make me do this!"
Revor: "i don't want this"
Revor takes the key.
Revor: "why is this happening"
Revor: "this key doesn't even work! i'm going to go complain to the management."
Revor: "you are an $%@hole"
Outside of the boarding school, Tony assumes the position. He was ready.
Revor: "no no no no no no no no no no"
Revor begins his journey south!
Revor: "i am probably still dreaming! i'll wake up any minute now!"
Monkey: "thanks for the gum"
Revor: "i guess i could use some company on this. what is your name, kind chimp?"
Monkey: "i'm nk"
Revor: "well nk! i'm glad to have you along!"
NK: "shut up and give me all your gum"
Revor: "you know 10 minutes ago I was sound asleep in my bed and now I'm getting gored by goats."
NK: "you take what you can get"
I'm afraid Tessie-mania is fatal.
Revor and NK stay overnight in a tent.
Revor: "hey nk look at what i did!!"
Revor: "woah who is this guy"
NK: "he looks like a pedophile"
Revor: "is he taking our picture?"
NK: "yeah, i hear those sell on the internet for megabux"
Revor: "let's just walk about slowly"
NK: "i got this one covered just watch"
Revor: "that is amazing!"
NK: "hey revor this is tessie"
Tessie: "hey do you guys, like, have any money i could borrow?"
Tessie: "yeah i only need about $3.50."
Revor: "why would a dinosaur need money"
Tessie: "look man do you have the money or not"
Revor: "n-not really"
Tessie: "whatever dude. i'm gonna go pick up chicks"
NK: "tessie is actually kind of an ass"
A mysterious pencil statue blocks Revor's way!!
Revor: "ha! i'll just invent it out of the way!"
NK: "let's just go through the cave i think that'll be faster"
Revor: "HRRRRRRRRRRRNGH I'M INVENTING AS HARD AS I CAN"
Revor: "you know come to think of it that step down out there was only like a foot. we could have just bypassed it and the pencil statue"
NK: "i don't pay you to think"
Revor: "you don't pay me at all"
Revor: "oh look, a nice mouse!"
NK: "this seems awfully familiar!"
Revor: "AAAAGGHGHGHGHGH OH GOD I'M BLEEDING"
Revor: "this dungeon was remarkably boring"
Revor: "dungeon man? are you an idiot! i think this guy is an idiot"
NK: "revor you're gonna hurt his feelings"
Revor: "whatever. i'm never gonna see this guy again anyway!"
Revor enters a cave.
Revor: "i just got done with a dungeon damnit"
BUBBLE GUM DOES NOT WORK THIS WAY.
No losers allowed
Revor: "i heard that"
Monkey: "Hi! I'm Rainbow Kirby!"
NK: "hot dang. i'm nk i like anime please go out with me"
Rainbow Kirby: "No."
NK: "but...but i like anime! come baaaaack!"
Revor: "yeah okay bye"
Revor: "i guess this is the lab"
Revor: "this is the first thing you say to me after 10 years?"
Revor: "you are the worst father ever"
Revor: "hey dad i'm going to borrow this thing for a bit bye"
Revor journeys to Threed!
Revor: "who are you anyway!!"
I'm never telling
(P.S. The narrator this time was none other than comedic legend Bob Newhart)
Chapter 9 - Welcome to the ZRC!
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