Chapter 11 - The Third Sanctuary
When we last left our heroes, they had just ended the reign of the putrid Master Belch!
Magi: "finally! felt like we were in there for two years of something!"
The residents of Saturn Valley have all been freed!
Aso: "i can hardly contain my excitement"
Magi: "when are we leaving?"
Revor: "did no one just notice that this thing just belched all over us?"
Revor: "this is a new suit!"
Magi: "why are you wearing a new suit to puke factory!"
Magi: "finally free! i can smell fresh air again!"
Revor: "let's wash barf off us body??"
Magi: "what are we bathing in"
Aso: "i think it's the melted remains of their comrades..."
Revor: "how refreshing!"
Aso: "weren't you just complaining that that was a new suit? how is washing it in pink sludge okay?"
Revor: "ah, let's have a nice cup of coffee!"
Magi slaps it out of Revor's hand! The Mr. Saturn is burned alive by the coffee!"
Magi: "NO TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE A FEELING.............ABOUT THIS CAVE UP HERE......................"
Magi beats Revor mercilessly
Revor: "how did you follow me here"
Magi: "ah! time for a picture!"
Revor: "no i require an explanation for this"
Magi: "smile everyone!!!"
Magi: "milky well huh? seems legit"
Aso: "uh guys i think i have a problem"
Magi: "what just happened"
Magi: "oh, mushrooms again. i think i like you guys better this way"
And so, Magi, being the gentle, wonderful, kind-hearted soul that he is, takes our friends to the hospital. They return to the Milky Well to try again.
Magi: "oh for the love o-HURRRRRR"
Aso: "you two are finally making sense"
Okay, try number three...
Ah! No good!
Magi: "finally, something non mushroom or miniature palm tree related!
Aso: "hehe...two ranboobs"
Magi: "JUST INJECT YOUR BUTTERFLY MAGIC DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!"
Revor: "magi we think you have a problem"
A simple mushroom appears! This should be no problem!
Aso: "oh no we aren't going back this time! you're just gonna have to live with it"
Revor: "at least it keeps him from saying words"
The third sanctuary point...finally another piece of the puzzle will placed! Magi challenges it, with all the courage in his heart!
Magi: "IZFVAHDIFHADNFJAFA WHY ME!!!"
Magi: "WHY IS ALL THIS HAPPENING TO ME"
Aso: "this is the best battle ever!!"
Aso: "urg for some reason there's a parasite in my brain..."
Revor: "MY FATHER NEVER LOVED ME" *SOB*
Aso: "guys i'm really not feeling so hot...TIME TO FIX THAT! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Aso: "ALL GLORY TO THE TRILLIONAGE SPROUT! MAY HIS ENEMIES FOREVER BURN IN ETERNAL HELLFIRE!!"
Revor: "WHY ASO...IS IT BECAUSE I ATE YOUR TWINKIES THAT ONE DAY...I SAID I WAS SORRY!!"
With a final boost of courage, a ravaged Magi delivers one final blow!
...But all is lost...
Shut up you're supposed to be dead
Magi: "well that sucked! didn't it guys?"
Magi: "oh you're dead. well you deserved it. time to go home and live out the rest of my life in peace"
A grieving Magi, feeling loss beyond loss, seeks out the help of a local doctor for any shred of hope
Magi: "NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS!"
Magi: "why should i even try anymore"
Aso: "ah, all better!"
Revor: "good as new!"
Magi: "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF OPERATION WAS THAT"
Time for a rematch!
Aso: "hope you guys aren't mad about that whole me murdering you thing"
Revor: "whatever would make you think that"
Magi: "YEAH TAKE THAT YOU SON OF A @*^!#"
Revor: "we did it!"
Aso: "goodbye...my liege..."
Revor: "what was that?"
Aso: "you know if this milk is making noise then i think it's been here a little bit too long..."
Revor: "this is seriously what we died for? a milk spout? i hate my life"
Revor: "alright, can we have coffee now?"
Magi: "yeah i guess"
Sitting around the tree stump, our heroes take five and enjoy a nice jup of joe
Revor: "WHAT'S HAPPENING. WHAT DID THEY PUT IN OUR COFFEE"
Aso: "I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THIS HELP"
Aso: "well, i am the prettiest girl..."
Revor: "timid??? is that what you think of me?
Magi: "shut up revor"
Revor: "yes sir sorry sir!!"
Magi: "I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW"
Revor: "i wish coffee always gave us exposition!"
Magi: "who is telling us this"
Aso: "is it the coffee? i think it's talking!!"
Magi: "let's get the hell out of here."
Chapter 12 - River City Ransom
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|Last edited by Silver Magi on April 11th, 2010, 5:31 am, edited 2 times in total.
|fixed a bunch of magi's broken images because he went to work.