Chapter 10 - The Rings of Saturn Valley (or Those Wacky Ukrainians!: Part Два)
And our heroes are off!
Magi: "let's find a nice cottage and settle down there for the rest of our lives"
Aso: "i don't want to live with you for the rest of my life"
Magi: "OH GOD HIT THE DECK!"
Our heroes have no time for farm zombies and combat amphibians.
They arrive at a strange place!
Magi: "the grass here is fluorescent"
Revor: "have we reached what the Buddhists call "Nirvana"??!!
Magi: "oh my god"
Magi: "I'M SORRY WHAT? I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOUR ACCENT."
Aso: "i think i've heard this font spoken before, magi!"
Magi: "I AM MAGI DO YOU HAVE A CASINO?"
Revor: "he must be of eastern european origin! probably ukrainian!"
Magi: "oh, so it's YOUR fault we had to fight a purple tent! i'm going to give your people a stern lecture!"
Aso: "hey, i thought that guy said all people here were mr. saturn!"
Magi: "their web of lies stretches far and wide"
Magi: "they might rob us blind and when we wake up this village will be gone"
Revor: "that is a frightening thought"
Revor: "okay, this goes here, and this connects to here, and OH GOD it's on fire. okay, uh...let's see *WHAM WHAM WHAM* okay that's not working."
Magi: "GO TO SLEEP"
Revor: "oh dear it's starting to produce blue smoke. i am not good at this"
The next day, our "heroes" explore more of the village
Magi: "why are there so many"
Magi: "what nonsense. grapefruits? let's just kill all these things and offer them as sacrifices to the zombies"
Revor: "wait! it sounds like a clue of some sort!"
Aso: "i will begin the torchings"
Revor: "the falls! this must be related to that belch fellow we heard about. this is the source of the zombies!"
Magi: "yeah, whatever, what's up with that duck?"
Aso: "can i burn THAT?"
Revor: "oh fine!"
Magi: "i gonna take some money out of my ac- what the hell is that"
Aso: "is that an ATM machine?"
Magi: "it's going to eat me i don't want money ever"
Revor: "oh boy! now i can measure angles! this will be a valuable asset to our cause!"
Magi: "FINE WE'LL GO TO THE !@#$% FALLS"
Magi: "okay we're here"
Revor: "wha...we were just in saturn valley, how...what...but..."
Magi: "shut it"
Magi: "okay here we go"
Revor: "i think i might be on fire"
Magi: "we're here! now let's go "excuse" that belch"
Aso: "no he said DON'T drop it!"
'Cause this is thriller, thriller night
And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike
You know it's thriller, thriller night
You're fighting for life inside a killer, thriller tonight
Magi: "OH GOD HIT THE DECK"
Aso: "what is it with presents and trash cans trying to bomb us?"
You engage the Foppy
Aso: "magi are you looking up my skirt"
Magi: "uhhhh no?"
Aso: "you better not!"
Revor: "are you looking up MY skirt, aso?"
Aso: "i don't even know how to respond to that"
OH GOOD LORD
Magi: "ah! our pizza is done"
This fly has only committed enough atrocities to become mostly bad. Once he bombs that orphanage he can become all bad.
Magi: "AAAHDFHA I CAN'T STOP CRYING HOW MANY SLIMES ARE THERE THEY KEEP CALLING FOR MORE!"
Revor: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE"
Aso: "I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THAT GUY"
Magi: "REPRESSED MEMORIES"
Aso: "THIS FIRE BURNS LIKE MY TEARS"
Revor: "well this is pleasant!
Magi: "oh god what is THAT THING"
Magi: "ugh it's TALKING AND SAYING MY NAME"
Aso: "you know i had an uncle who laughed with a very distinctive gyork sound"
Revor: "aso was your uncle an unspeakable blob"
Aso: "maybe that's why he wasn't allowed to come to family reunions..."
HEEG HEEG HEEG
HEEG HEEG HEEG
HEEG HEEG HEEG
Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!
Magi: "hey! i was saving that!"
Magi: "oh, well, maybe i didn't want it"
Revor: "aso that wasn't fire!"
Aso: "so i like to switch it up sometimes! get off my ass!"
Magi: "IF ONLY ALL BOSS BATTLES WERE THIS EASY"
NO IT WAS NOT
Revor: "do you think we should be worried about that?"
Magi: "how about you shut up because i am covered head to toe in what i can only assume is someone's breakfast from the past four weeks"
THIS HAS BEEN A LEARNING EXPERIENCE
Chapter 11 - The Third Sanctuary
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September 17, 2007. Support our troops !!!!4 YEARS!!!!