Kirby's Rainbow Resort

fyi Diddgery's fanart has inspired YET MORE.



I'm the most popular character :)

Joshi, you also win one free internet.
Oh great, now I want to draw some Joshi fanart...

More like the WORST character. Haha, am I right everybody???

actually rainbow kirby is the worst character

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But he's fun to draw :P

I didn't draw it for the record :( A PAL O' MINE DID

Oh Earthbound, you and your zanzy dialogue.

Maybe Giygas created some sort of subconscious level hive mind that makes the NPCs know things.

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If anyone didn't know already that in the japanese version peaceful rest valley is called grateful dead valley probably indicating danger ahead!

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Thanks Marx Hat for this wwaaaayy past coooool sig!!!!!
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Crazy URLs!
My character profile!
Go on youtube? Find me on youtube! I'm SuperDeluxeKirby! I accept all friend invites!

I made my own youtube group too! (it was created august 2 so it is newer) Please join Team Kirby! It's status is public!

Grateful Dead fans are very dangerous.

Here we go...it's been two months since the last one, but to make it up, here's the longest chapter yet. This took me so long to work on and this is my least favorite part of the game but this is probably my favorite chapter so far. Enjoy!

Chapter 13 - Close Encounters of the Third Kind


When we last left our heroes, they were about to venture down into the mines!


Revor: "i have sunstroke"
Magi: "it's thirty feet from the house to here how does this happen"


Oh no! Our heroes call to action to exterminate some moles!

Magi: "yeah alright, this part shouldn't be too bad..."

BEGIN MOLECOUNT
MOLES REMAINING: 5


Revor: "oh look it's a friendly little snake!"


Revor: "aww, i think he just wants a friend guys. you know, we've been really mean to all kinds of animals on our quest so far, i think we should give this little scamp a break."
Aso: "we've only been mean to animals because they've tried to constantly kill us. pretty sure this dude here is no different."
Revor: "let's at least give him a chance..."


Revor: "ow it's crushing my skeleton"


Aso: "see all animals in this game are crazy killbots"
Magi: "yeah dude listen to aso she's got mind powers or some @$#^"
Aso: "we all do dude"
Revor: "...:("


Magi: "third strongest? i didn't know moles instinctively tier themselves"
Revor: "shouldn't we start with the weakest first!"
Aso: "revor, if we take out the third strongest then the weaker two will cower before us, knowing they must be weaker than us! cut out some of the work!"
Revor: "yeah okay!! that makes sense!"


Aso: "third strongest? pff, magi and i took out a mole way tougher than these guys."
Magi: "what do you mean tougher we paralyzed it and it collapsed."
Aso: "don't worry i got this"


Aso: "ow it's crushing my skeleton"

Aso is slain!

Aso: "THANKS FOR THE UPDATE NARRATOR"


Magi: "haha what would you guys do without me."
Aso: "not be on this quest you insufferable turd golem."
Magi: "the dead can't talk, aso"

MOLES REMAINING: 4


Revor: "guys this snake just bit right into my jugular i think i have a serious problem."
Magi: "shut up"

After a short trip to the hospital, our heroes tackle the mines for a second go!

Magi: "okay uh i think i take back what i said earlier"

But first...


Revor: "nooo i wanted to sleep instead!!"


Magi: "seriously what is with these snakes. is it snakecon or something??"


Revor: "oh COME ON REALLY?"
Magi: "you're becoming a liability, revor."


Snake has been spotted!


Revor: "this will come in handy later..."
Magi: "please don't use that on a snake"
Revor: "...i wasn't gonna..."


Second mole has been spotted!

Magi: "okay if it's a stronger mole we gotta ramp up our offense. if it's a weaker one, we'll gloat about our victory and he will submit to faster than france."
Aso: "sounds like a plan"


Revor: "uhh..."
Magi: "wait, what? was our intel compromised?"
Aso: "maybe some wires got crossed and these two moles were accidentally assigned the same number?"
Magi: "well whatever let's do this"


Magi: "well okay then"
Aso: *blows finger like the end of a gun*

MOLES REMAINING: 3


Aso levels up from the encounter!

Aso: "yeah i'm awesome"


Magi: "well this is an interesting bunch"


Magi: "aso here you go why don't you just hang yourself right now"
Aso: "dude i carried that last mole battle!"
Magi: "uhhh hey remember when you died and i saved the day from the first mole"
Revor: "guys come on, let's stop fighting and get this done with..."


Revor: "AAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I JUST HANG MYSELF"


HIT THE DECK EVERYONE!!

Magi: "didn't i used to be the narrator? when did that stop"

Shut up and keep getting eaten by snakes.


what


what


what??

Magi: "what?"
Aso: "what?"
Revor "...."














AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Magi: "are you okay man"


Magi: "she's probably giving dale a walk that mutant fleabag"


Third mole! Prepare for combat!!


Magi: "okay i think i'm starting to see a pattern here"
Aso: "i hate moles"


Revor: "that's cool i guess"


Aso: "yeah that was me that did that."
Magi: "whatever i'll just sit back and let you do all the work...while i sip on some brandy..."
Aso: "you have no alcohol and you know it"

MOLES REMANING: 2


Aso: "yeah i'll probably never use this"


Magi: "okay guys i'm out of psychic power or whatever. we gotta go out and recover"
Aso: "i'm still good to go!! we shouldn't be held back because of you puny brain capacity"
Revor: "i'm always at 0 and i manage to get by"
Magi: "get by how? getting bit in the face over and over?"


Revor: "here you go"
Aso: "uh...thanks"


Masters of combat


Revor: "UH GUYS I DON'T LIKE THIS LET'S GO PLEASE THESE DUCKS..MAN SOMETHING ABOUT THEM..."
Magi: "shut up"


Revor: "IT KEEPS HAPPENING"
Aso: "i told you man. i TOLD you about snakes!"


Magi: "!@#$% how did i get poisoned too?"
Aso: "whatever man we'll be fine"
Magi: "i'm out of power! i can't cure us we're gonna die"
Aso: "guys it's just poison it's not like poison ever killed anybody!"


Revor: "please i don't want to do this anymore..."
Aso: "i'll take care of this. just like i took care of those moles!"


Aso: "well !@#$%"


Magi's party has been slain!! What will become of our heroes now?!? Who will save the world!

Magi: "we come back you know"


Magi: "you guys are such a pain"
Aso: "this isn't fair why do only you get revived!"
Magi: "the game has obviously noticed my unflinching resolve in the face of danger and has acknowledged me as the most capable."
Aso: "you were the one who tried to run from the snake battle over and over."
Magi: "details, details"


Magi: "i can just spend the rest of the game beating up old ladies without you guys. i'm a one man wrecking machine!"


Aso: "why don't you go fight that taxi hot shot."
Magi: "some things in this life aren't meant to be trifled with."


Aso: "alright can't wait to die again."
Revor: "me next!"


Magi: "welp looks like we're out of cash. sorry about that buddy..."
Revor: "YOU ARE THE WORST FRIENDS EVER"

Our heroes must find some cash to revive their fallen friend!

Magi: "okay this chapter is running a little long. let's cut to the chase, alright?"

Yeah that sounds good.

FOURTH MOLE: GO!


sup


Magi: "hahahaha we get it you're all the third best let's get this over with"


Aso: "man these guys are easier than anything else here. how did they rise to power"
Revor: "probably through very unsavory things..."
Magi: "okay, this was the last one right?"

MOLES REMAINING: 1

Magi: "WHAT WE'RE NOT DONE YET. THIS IS TAKING FOREVER"

Anyway, moving on...

Aso: "oh a present let's open it"
Magi: "no no no no no no no nononononononoNONONONONO"


Magi: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY NOW"
Joshi: "Master thank you for freeing me from the cardboard and ribbon prison! I've waiting so long to reunite with you!"
Magi: "that's it! i'm done. i'm done with this quest. i am going back home right this instant!"
Joshi: "Oh, are we going home? Oh, joy of joys! I can finally live with my master free of danger for the rest of my days. I cannot wait to grow old with you, my liege..."
Revor: "oh boy it's joshi! everyone's favorite teddy bear!"
Magi: "everyone's favorite ALL-AROUND HORRIBLE THING"


Joshi: "Yes Aso! Show these ants what we're made of!!"
Aso: "thanks joshi! you're so much nicer than that jerk magi over there!"
Joshi: "Oh, come now! My master is one of the sweetest people there is! He can do no bad deed!"
Magi: "alright that's about enough of this"


Joshi: "Ugh...master...thank you for letting me serve you once again...BLEHHHHH" *death rattle*
Magi: "okay no more teddy bears, okay? like ever."
Aso: "wow it died in like two hits. !@#$%. who would even make these conksuck bears anyway. imigrants??..


Aso: "oh a present let's open it"
Magi: "what did i JUST !@#$% SAY"


Holy moley!

Magi: "not funny"


im the thrid storngest...4 reel...


Oh I guess we're fast fowarding through this.

Magi: "yeah we all kinda guessed this was gonna happen."


Aso: "you know this would have been really super useful at this whole section. thanks for giving me this at the end, game."

MOLES REMAINING: 0
MISSION COMPLETE
YOU ARE NOW THE THIRD STRONGEST OF ALL!

Magi: "sweet"


Aso: "wow what monster? we killed five of them YOU TOTALLY BETTER NOT STIFF US FOR ALL THAT WORK WE JUST DID. WHERE IS MY CASH REWARD."
Magi: "woah calm down psycho. let's go rest up first."


Revor: "i have sunstroke"
Magi: "wow something is terribly wrong with you"


Revor: "okay i guess i'll just never sleep ever."

Back to Fourside!


Magi: "you can't drive that on the highway"


Magi: "nope no treasure. just this extremely valuable diamond. guess i'll just give this garbage away."
Aso: "oh sweet day! now i can retire forever and not have to see you suckers ever again!! hahahah!!"


Magi: "looks like our inventory is full."
Aso: "GOD !@#$% THROW AWAY EVERYTHING WE HAVE INTO THE OCEAN RIGHT HERE"


the big man.....
HASS the rock

Aso: "now to retire."
Magi: "oh no you don't! it's payback time, @*^!#!"


Aso: "what are we doing"
Magi: "revenge."

FLASHBACK TO CHAPTER 6...



Aso: "oh, haha, yeah that. well, i did want the money but i just wanted to get out of that hellhole. dude, you don't even know. twoson is a bad place. like, really bad...
Magi: "i don't care. you will not get this diamond."
Revor: "h-how bad...?"


Aso: "NO NO NO PLEASE DON'T DO THIS"
Magi: "hey aso remember that time i freed you and BOOM THERE WAS JOSHI. remember when you opened that trash can and BAM JOSHI. remember the present? BIMP! JOSHI."
Aso: "i'll never get a teddy bear again just don't give away my money!!"
Magi: "there's nothing like sweet, sweet revenge."
Revor: "so...how bad is twoson? like, are we talking detroit bad?"


SUDDENLY, A PARADE OF SILLINESS RUSHES THROUGH THE DOOR


Aso: "go to hell"


Aso: "BOO"
Revor: "does he want us to wet our pants? that's kinda creepy..."


I think your bus is illegally parked.

Magi: "well that's over. what do we do now."
Aso: "who cares! whatever the leader wants to !@#$% do i guess!"
Magi: "oh calm down now, let's call it even. i'm feeling especially generous today..so i'll treat you to some lunch."


Magi: "see look! the department store is back up we can go to the food court and i'll buy you whatever you want how about that"
Aso: "my clairvoyance is acting up again and is telling me that going in there is a bad idea"
Magi: "what? how could anything bad possibly happen."


Magi: "i promise you that nothing bad is going to happen to you in here, or i'll eat my hat!"

Next time:
Chapter 14: In Which Magi Eats His Hat

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September 17, 2007. Support our troops !!!!4 YEARS!!!!

I hate snake bites and not sleeping!!! But I'm loved this chapter.

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I heard Magi recently had to eat a hat. Let's hope he doesn't have to taste hat again....

the mad duck part had me rolling.

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A big thanks to Diddgery for providing artwork for this one!

Chapter 14: In Which Magi Eats His Hat

Magi: "can we think of a better title"

Well, if you insist...

Chapter 14: Magi Complains A Lot

Magi: "that's EVERY chapter. goddamn"


I think it's a fine day for shopping!


Magi: "if i have learned one thing this entire game, it's do not trust mice"

Revor: "we should take some money out."
Magi: "i haven't called my dad in a while...let's see if he put any money in my account."


Magi: "..."
Aso: "so? did he give you any money??"
Magi: "...oh, well, just a few bucks..."


Aso: "hey, how much did you just take out????"
Magi: "like...just 100 bucks! that should...cover lunch right...?"
Revor: "magi you seem to be sweating an awful lot."


Magi: "woah! escalators. technology is truly amazing."
Revor: "i dunno it looks like regular ol' steps to me"
Magi: "they are obviously moving. can't you tell anything."


Aso: "wait what's this store??"
Revor: "my kind of place"

REVOR learned HYPER BEAM!


Magi: "jesus inflation has hit this place hard."


Yeah bro get your skate on B) Brought to you by Mountain Dew


Magi: "APE programmers? are they trying to create an army of robot apes to bring about the fall of man?"
Aso: "dark times are ahead of us.."


Aso: "that's a good point don't any of us have school?"
Magi: "it's summer you idiot!"
Aso: "oh right"
Revor: "what's summer"

Aso: "oh look a toy store. i'm going to buy something alright?"
Magi: "make it quick, i'm already bored of this place."


Joshi: "Master...I'm so moved! You would actually spend your hard-earned money on me...it brings me to tears!"
Magi: "okay. remember when i said we were even aso? yeah, forget that. we will never be even again."
Aso: "but he's so cute and cuddly! how can you resist his charms!"
Joshi: :3
Magi: "i live in an eternal nightmare."


Magi: "wow that must be a damn good frying pan."
Aso: "i thought you said you only had 100 bucks! you $%@hole, you've been bogarting all the money! YOU GAVE AWAY MY DIAMOND!"
Magi: "you bought joshi. that's a hundred times worse."
Joshi: "I'm a teddy bear!"


Magi: "this place sucked. it didn't even have an apple store!"



LIGHTSWITCH RAVE!!


Magi: "okay haha funny joke. you can stop now mall"
Revor: "magi!! aso was taken!!"


Magi: "well i'll be. that man makes quite a convincing gwaaaaaaaaagh!"
Revor: "oh no! this is terrible! we have to go save her!"
Magi: "do we really? i mean, she doesn't really bring anything to the team. you and me, revor. together we can form a new team. a new...action team!"

Magi: "time to pose at a team! (cause @$#^ just got real)"


NEW ACTION TEAM..

ASSEMBLE!

Magi: "woah wait a minute."


Magi: "WHY is joshi here. he was in aso's inventory, he should have gone with her."
Revor: "well...i bought a teddy bear too..."
Magi: "what"
Joshi: "Hi master! We have to go save Aso!"
Magi: "wha- ...how are there two Joshis simultaneously?"
Joshi: "Quick! We have to go save me from the fiend that took Aso and I!"
Magi: "what is this some kind of...

BEARADOX??

Revor: "let's go save aso"
Magi: "no"


Magi: "let's go to the olive garden or something"
Joshi: "Master! You have to go save Aso!!
Revor: "magi if you don't go save aso i will never stop buying joshis. i will buy 100 of them and mail them to your house."
Magi: "woah okay crazy calm down. no need to say things we can't take back."


Magi: "oh look a present"


Magi: "well at least it wasn't another joshi"
Joshi: "Stand back! I will take care of this evil coffee cup!"
Revor: "are they just running out of ideas for enemies"


Magi: "WOW OKAY APPARENTLY WHOEVER POURED THIS CUP LIKES TO DRINK LAVA INSTEAD"
Revor: "my skin is melting"
Magi: "joshi you didn't help AT ALL."
Joshi: "Master I'm burned down to the fluff...I don't think I can last much longer."
Magi: "then it was all worth it"


The guitar plays the song "Ode to Joshi"

Joshi was a teddy bear
Made of love and dreams and stuff
But Magi never loved him
Now he's a pile of fluff...

GUITAR SOLO


Magi: "whew those battles really took it out of me. time for a snack!"
Revor: "...uhhh"


Revor: "this is an abuse of the PA system."
Magi: "i find it stranger that everyone in the store suddenly vanished when the lights went out."


Magi: "well this looks promising"


Revor: "there goes my skin"


Magi: "don't worry dude i'll save you."


Magi: "too late i guess"
Revor: "you know i'm getting real sick of dying."

Cutting to the chase, our heroes come back and make it to the fourth floor!

Magi: "smooth sailing, right?"


Magi: "aw !@#$%"


Magi: "oh good! it's the manager. i've got some harsh words for him."
Revor: "i'm glad they've got hiring programs for horrible abberant hellspawn"


Magi: "excuse me i would like to make a complaint. my friend was kidnapped and your store is trying to kill us."
Revor: "something seems off!!"
Magi: "sir i'm not sure i appreciate the death threats. let's please be civil about this."


Magi: "i was only deluding myself"
Revor: "not a problem, i've been saving this one!"


Revor: "take that! this is a victory for SCIENCE!"
Magi: "oh man that's fantastic you just need to fill your inventory with those."


Revor: "umm things usually die instantly with those."
Magi: "damnit revor"
Revor: "what's that i can't hear you i'm frozen solid"


Magi: "that's a dick move, spook!!"


And so the battle between the duo of Magi and Revor vs. the manager of the dept. store who really needs to work on his customer service, our heroes scrape through to the end with their tactical knowledge, and a few close calls!

Magi: "aso is not worth this"


Magi: "there's that giygas name again..."
Revor: "looks like aso's not even here!"
Magi: "welp she's lost forever"
Revor: "gwaaaaaarrrrrgh!!"


Magi: "oh look it's like NOTHING EVER HAPPENED"


Magi: "we got a junior detective right here"


Magi: "is this guy the mayor or something? i'm gonna let him know that his city is !@#$% wack"
Revor: "knowing our luck it's probably a horrible monster"


Magi: "bumpin' place"


Magi: "that's the stupidest thing i've ever heard"


Magi: "haha, wow, i must be hearing things! i could have sworn she said master pokey!"
Revor: "that sounded exactly like what she said"
Magi: "no, no, that couldn't be right"


Magi: "there's that name again! it must be a coincidence. there's gotta be other people named pokey in the world...right?
Revor: "i'm more worried about the machine gun"


Magi: "IT IS TAKING EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING TO CONTAIN THE INFINITE RAGE I AM FEELING RIGHT NOW."
Revor: "is your name really pig's butt???"


Magi: "THIS. THIS ISN'T EVEN REMOTELY FAIR. I'VE HAD TO WALK COUNTLESS MILES, BE ATTACKED BY THINGS THAT PEOPLE WOULD NOT BELIEVE EVEN IF I SHOWED THEM, BEEN CHEATED OUT OF AT LEAST A MILLION DOLLARS"
Revor: "please i don't like the caps lock...you're scaring me..."
Magi: "I'VE HAD NOTHING BUT MISERY AND @$#^ LUCK, AND POKEY, THE SCUM OF THE EARTH, DOES NOTHING EXCEPT ACCELERATE IN SIZE, AND HE'S A SUPER BILLIONAIRE"
Revor: "magi please stop..."
Magi: "STOP MANHANDLING ME YOU GOON"


Magi: "oh, we'll be back. and we will tear this building down and rain fire on this city"
Revor: "what's going on??? who was that guy??"


Magi: "UGH. that monotoli guy...i'm gonna rip him apart"
Revor: "well at least you're trying to save aso now...except for all the wrong reasons"





Revor: "how do you confuse the wall for the door??"
Magi: "see revor, it's like the bars in a clockwork orange"


Magi: "ugh this guy is lying. he's obviously lying to cover up the huge conspiracy that is going on here"
Revor: "i think you're getting carried away"
Magi: "no no dude it's like CSI..."


Revor: "i am 100% sure i didn't see a baseball stadium next to this cafe"


Magi: "oh my god it's a dead body! the plot thickens..."
Revor: "what is GOING ON HERE?"
Magi: "It looks like Everdred...



...is Everdead"




Magi: "taking bribes i see? well, i'll see to it that the local law enforcement takes care of you!"
Revor: "soemthing tells me that they won't help at all"


Magi: "of course! the mani mani statue...that was controlling carpenter too! maybe...just maybe...it's controlling monotoli! that's why he hired that jerk pokey!"
Revor: "i don't know any of these people! someone please fill me in!"


Revor: "so a weird statue is really running this city?"
Magi: "looks like it...we gotta find that statue and destroy it! then monotoli will come to his senses and fire that jerk pokey!!"
Revor: "it's amazing how hate for a single person motivates you do save an entire city"


Magi: "incriminating evidence behind the counter? i knew that bartender was hiding something!"
Revor: "okay remember that! he said he'd only tell us once"


Revor: "...or not"


Magi: "profound"


And so the wild Everdred, in his last moments, goes out to sea to die alone...

Magi: "i won't miss him"


Magi: "looks like i found something"


Magi: "what's happening"

TRAINER is out of usable Pokemon! TRAINER whited out!

Next time:
nooM eht fo ediS kraD :51 retpahC

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This chapter's the best chapter because I helped!!

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YYYEAAAAAAAHHHHHH

God I am so glad you used that banana emote. Seriously, that was perfect.

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DUN DUN DUN DADAH



DUN DUN DAAAAH

Also, "Ode to Joshi"'s lyrics match with Pollyanna pretty well.

Odes to me go with basically anything

EVERDEAD.

oh man bracing for the best part

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this is still my favourite thread.