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Author:  Dash [ July 10th, 2010, 5:11 pm ]
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There can be no doubt that you are all too familiar with the unfortunate event occurring in the Gulf of Mexico. The oil spill-- well, really, eruption-- has been going strong since April, and efforts to curtail it unfortunately have not been met with much success. Top hat, top kill, nuclear weapons, cutting the pipe-- nothing. Longer-term efforts to stop it are in the works, yes, but the problem with them is that they take too long.

So!

The logical course of action from here is to put together our collective problem-solving skills as a community and come up with solutions ourselves. Should we bomb it? Stuff the pipe with brawny paper towels? Give it a warning point? Have Kirby suck up the oil? There are infinite unexplored possibilities that BP and the United States government have yet to tap!

COME ON WE CAN DO THIS.

Author:  Prinny Bang [ July 10th, 2010, 5:58 pm ]
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Real idea: extend the pipe until it reaches over water level (no welding to do it though...bad idea); a plug that goes around the body of the pipe, instead of just over it
Joke answer: DUCT-TAPE IT DOOD!

Author:  SOLID SNAKE [ July 10th, 2010, 6:28 pm ]
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Throw more hair at it.

Author:  glod [ July 10th, 2010, 6:36 pm ]
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We'll just take the oil spill, and push it somewhere else! PUUUUUSH

Author:  Diddgery [ July 10th, 2010, 7:33 pm ]
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katamari damacy

Author:  glod [ July 10th, 2010, 7:38 pm ]
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Quote:
katamari damacy
Oh my god this is the best idea. There's a mission in Beautiful Katamari where you roll up a really big katamari made up of planets and other celestial bodies to plug up a black hole. A oil spill is much smaller than a black hole, we can do this.

Author:  NJ [ July 10th, 2010, 9:59 pm ]
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Image

Author:  sheps [ July 11th, 2010, 12:23 am ]
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I shall go into Oil Pipe Cave and stop the problem with a group of strangers while more strangers join me as I progress.

Baa-ha ha


(I lack real ideas)

Author:  Prinny Bang [ July 11th, 2010, 12:29 am ]
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Sheep's wool! Of course! Thanks for volunteering dood. *pulls out sheerer*

Author:  Monobear [ July 11th, 2010, 12:32 am ]
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Alchemy.

IF EDWARD ELRIC CAN BOND HIS BROTHERS SOUL TO A SUIT OF ARMOR. THIS'LL BE A CAKE WALK.

@Prinny:

Dude you're gonna get Zapped.

Author:  sheps [ July 11th, 2010, 12:33 am ]
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Sheep's wool! Of course! Thanks for volunteering dood. *pulls out sheerer*
WHAT- No! I work hard to keep my wool grade A, it's not going to be used for pipe clogging!

Author:  Prinny Bang [ July 11th, 2010, 12:36 am ]
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well, how about some flour doods? works great on pipe clogging *grumble* dood

Author:  Monobear [ July 11th, 2010, 12:38 am ]
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SUICUNE.

Author:  Cirno [ July 11th, 2010, 2:15 am ]
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fields of hay

Author:  Prinny Bang [ July 11th, 2010, 2:18 am ]
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Mighty Putty dood!!!!!!

Author:  Monobear [ July 11th, 2010, 2:23 am ]
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Quote:
Mighty Putty dood!!!!!!
Or we could roll thousands of Prinnys into a ball.
Wait, you know what, I'm basically repeating Diddgerys idea.


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We could always.. BLOW IT UP!
That's solved most of my problems so far... Ecept for one, they keep telling me I suffer from Sociopathic Tendencies or something.. Weirdest Phobia I've ever heard of, I don't even know what it is I'm afraid of, but I'm certain blowing it up will fix it.

Author:  Aso [ July 11th, 2010, 9:56 am ]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXA_B0sv30Q

Just replace the sea with oil and the giant monster with BP.

Author:  Rov [ July 11th, 2010, 11:31 am ]
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Image

Author:  Dash [ July 11th, 2010, 1:12 pm ]
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http://twitter.com/BPGlobalPR

highly relevant information

Author:  MeirinM [ July 11th, 2010, 1:37 pm ]
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Mario.

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